Bringing Freshman Back

Alright. It's been a really long time. A really long long time. And the only reason I'm doing this is because Ellie asked me to. So, I will simply outline the main points of what ya'll non-existant viewers have missed out on.

- Ended first frosh semester with a 4.0

- got over TOMMM (Alright, his name is David, okay? )

-got asked out by a creeper

-got stalked by a creeper for 8 months

-that creeper almost got arrested...

-fell in heavy like with a supper hottie

I will go into more detail this weekend when i'm not working on history homework/

Tootleloo mudafukas (Mr. Chow reference for the win; if you don't get it, go suck on something)

Grr.

I should be sorry for being away for so long. But no one really reads this besides me anyway. sooo....*Mean Face*

Yes. I won.

The fact that I actually have conversations with my bff, Ellie like this is so amazing and ridiculous and awesome...I can't even tell you. I think your head might explode from the awesomeness.

Imma call these the EMs. I will post them regularly for we kick ass on a regular basis. (I see what you did thuuurrr biotch)

[11/4/09 8:43:31 PM] ellieburg: hola sucka

[11/4/09 8:43:57 PM] Madeleine: wazzup

[11/4/09 8:44:17 PM] ellieburg: just wippin my friend Max's ass in a rap battle

[11/4/09 8:44:21 PM] Madeleine: ...

[11/4/09 8:44:28 PM] ellieburg: serisously

[11/4/09 8:46:01 PM] ellieburg: i'm winning

[11/4/09 8:48:06 PM] ellieburg: so wassup with you?

[11/4/09 8:48:16 PM] Madeleine: Tom

[11/4/09 8:48:20 PM] ellieburg: haha

[11/4/09 8:48:22 PM] Madeleine: cupcakes'

[11/4/09 8:48:24 PM] Madeleine: red

[11/4/09 8:48:28 PM] ellieburg: i've decided i'm done with boys

[11/4/09 8:48:34 PM] ellieburg: it's not worth it

[11/4/09 8:48:40 PM] ellieburg: i'm wasting my time

[11/4/09 8:48:41 PM] Madeleine: good luck with that

[11/4/09 8:48:51 PM] Madeleine: been there done that

[11/4/09 8:48:53 PM] ellieburg: y would you say that?

[11/4/09 8:49:24 PM] Madeleine: its not that easy ellie

[11/4/09 8:49:51 PM] ellieburg: i have a very strong will

[11/4/09 8:49:55 PM] ellieburg: when i want to do something

[11/4/09 8:49:56 PM] ellieburg: i do it

[11/4/09 8:50:03 PM] Madeleine: so does every strong, smart, independant woman

[11/4/09 8:50:11 PM] Madeleine: doesnt mean we go through with eveyrthing

[11/4/09 8:50:26 PM] Madeleine: how long do you expect this to last? throught middle school?

[11/4/09 8:50:31 PM] Madeleine: through high school?

[11/4/09 8:50:36 PM] Madeleine: till the end of college?

[11/4/09 8:50:53 PM] Madeleine: how long are you "done with boys"?

[11/4/09 8:51:37 PM] Madeleine: Because i was done with boys for a VERY long time. And then one day some slouchy music geek excuse of boy walked into the cafeteria and gave me the godamn head nod.

[11/4/09 8:51:41 PM] Madeleine: shit happens.

[11/4/09 8:52:15 PM] ellieburg: i actually laughed out loud when i read that

[11/4/09 8:52:19 PM] ellieburg: what i meant was

[11/4/09 8:52:28 PM] ellieburg: i'm done flirting with one

[11/4/09 8:52:29 PM] ellieburg: boy

[11/4/09 8:52:40 PM] ellieburg: i figure i will flirt with all the boys

[11/4/09 8:52:47 PM] ellieburg: and see who's interested

[11/4/09 8:58:04 PM] Madeleine: Yah. thats what you said. " im done flirrrrting with this one specific guy."

[11/4/09 8:58:13 PM] Madeleine: you said " IM DONE WITH BOYS."

[11/4/09 8:58:27 PM] Madeleine: uh-huh.

[11/4/09 8:58:31 PM] Madeleine: .\>.>

[11/4/09 8:58:45 PM] Madeleine: AND WTF IS SO FUNNY THAT YOU NEED TO LAUGH OUTLOUD

[11/4/09 8:59:10 PM] ellieburg: the shit happens part

[11/4/09 8:59:16 PM] ellieburg: it's just such a classic line

[11/4/09 9:14:04 PM] Madeleine: Yah, thats me. All class.

[11/4/09 9:14:10 PM] ellieburg: mhm

[11/4/09 9:14:18 PM] ellieburg: and me

[11/4/09 9:14:23 PM] Madeleine: ....

[11/4/09 9:14:27 PM] ellieburg: just the sorta classy one

[11/4/09 9:14:27 PM] Madeleine: JK.

[11/4/09 9:14:28 PM] Madeleine: BITCH

[11/4/09 9:14:31 PM] Madeleine: Yah.

[11/4/09 9:14:34 PM] Madeleine: the sorta classs one.

[11/4/09 9:14:37 PM] Madeleine: OMG i love that.

[11/4/09 9:14:47 PM] Madeleine: Hey thats that maddy girl! Shes really classy!

[11/4/09 9:14:56 PM] Madeleine: And theres ellie!....shes the sorta classy one.'

[11/4/09 9:14:58 PM] Madeleine: XDDDD

[11/4/09 9:15:00 PM] Madeleine: Wow.

[11/4/09 9:15:08 PM] Madeleine: I spelled my own godamn name wrong.

[11/4/09 9:15:15 PM] Madeleine: Fucking public school...

[11/4/09 9:15:19 PM] Madeleine: Godamnit.

[11/4/09 9:15:33 PM] ellieburg: you know

[11/4/09 9:15:37 PM] ellieburg: at EPS

[11/4/09 9:15:40 PM] ellieburg: we teach spelling

[11/4/09 9:15:42 PM] Madeleine: I KNOW.

[11/4/09 9:15:54 PM] Madeleine: I AND WE CAN PRACTICE IT ON THE GODAMN ROCK WALL.

[11/4/09 9:15:56 PM] Madeleine: WOO FOR YOU.

[11/4/09 9:15:58 PM] Madeleine: ASSHOLES.

[11/4/09 9:16:01 PM] Madeleine: PREPPY ASHOLES.

[11/4/09 9:16:06 PM] Madeleine: PREPPY GODAMN ASSHOLES.

Ellie's oh so classyyy blog: Dirty Rebel Boots. http://dirtyrebelboots.blogspot.com/

HAPPY SLUT-O-WEEN

Ah, Halloween. The only time of the year where every girl in my highschool ( besides myself )can strut down the hallways like this without getting called into the office. I really used to like Halloween. Hope you guys had a safe, yet scary day this year.

See you @ school,

F-WORD.

I have an AP/IB English essay to write in class tomorrow. Only 40 minutes. I'll blog this weekend when maybe I'm still alive.

~See You @ School

STEREOTYPICAL

PART NUMBERO

SO. Guess what? I met a boy. A BOY! I met a boy. I. Met. A. Boy.

Now, see? You've missed nothing. I've told you briefly what my schedule is and you know High School is exciting and blah. But there's that one, very important, very typical element I completely skipped out on. BOYYYYYYZ.

BOYZIDYBOYZBOYZBOYZ.

Now, listen. The plan allahighschool was that I would show up, geek my little mind out and get striaght A's ( Harvard doesn't like slackerz, bitches ) maybe make a few new girlfriends here or there, but boys were SO not included. I learned like...way back'n 6th grade that a distraction as fun as a boy takes away from everything. I can't focus on diddly squat. Grades drop, parents get suspicious, i stop eating, can't sleep. Basically...Maddi+Boys=Fail. It's really easy to like boys in middle school. There's nothing bad that can happen from it except for a little "crushed" spirit at the end.

And so I took it upon my little baby mind that for at least my freshman year...I'd much rather focus on the things my hardass parents want me too. School work. Friends when I'm done with everything else. Which is cool ( no, not really ). Anyhoozle, we will call this boy Tom, though that is most definetley not his name. And Tom is bad and great and wrong and I want him to be mine nonetheless. Because is some other jock whore asks him to TOLO (Sadie Hodkins dance? Or something. I don't know what either one of those names have to do with girls asking guys ) there will be hell to pay.

LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING:

It was the Wednesday of Spirit Week....

And everyone was dressed in "Alter-Ego" attire. Wednesdays are always half days and my parents told me that morning that I'd probably be picked up around 12:45 instead of 12:20. ( Can you totally tell I'm talking in my CSI voice right now? AW,YEE-AH.) After being complimented by some stoned up teeny-bopper, I popped in the old earbuds to save myself from anymore potential teenage nonsense. I stuffed by dirty gym clothes in my bag and made my way to the library. I walked fast, head down, music up. WITH MY HAND ON THE DOOR OF THE LIBRARY ...I felt a tap on my left shoulder. At this point, it's been about 3 weeks of High School and so the bump and grind of busy hallways isn't something I'm afraid of anymore. I ignored the tap and turned the handle. Touched, AGAIN. I put on my annoyed face and yanked out my headphones. Whhhaaaaaaat doooooo yooouuuuu waaaan-Oh. Cute boy. Hello.

"Hi," he said. " What's your name?"

I said uhhhhh like an idiot and said "Maddi."

He stuck out his hand. My thoughts were something like UH, DO GUYS SHAKE GIRLS HANDS ANYMORE? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? WHO TOLD YOU? IS THIS SOME 'GIVE THE NEW GIRL HERPES VIA HANDSHAKE' BULLSHIT?

I shook, completely numb and dazed. He said his name was Tom, and that it was REALLY nice to meet me. He waved and left back down the stairs. I then ran to the bathroom, washed my hands for 6 minutes and called my mother.

EL SCEDG

~SCHEDULE~

• Honors Algebra/Geometry
• PE
• Honors Freshman English
• French 1
• 1st Lunch
• Computer Essentials
• Biology
• Business Law

Introduction

It's that time of year again, Bitches! Schoolsastarin'. Well, started. Imma catch ya'll up to now, though; No worries. My name is Madeleine, and I am a freshman at a great high school. ( Won't tell ya which...STTTAAALKKKERRR MUCH. ) I'm creating this blog- a little late- because I want to document my high school experience and share it with others. Interesting stuff, I know. So, let the fun begin...

I started high school exactly....41 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes ago ( OMG ). Walked in that first day scared shitless. Out of my mind crazy. There are a few primo reasons for this...

• OMGZZ PEEPS IMMA FRESHMAN NAOW
• THIS SCHOOL IS HUGE ( I'm coming from a private school with an 8th grade class of 12. )
• WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING? I DONT KNOW WHAT ROOM NUMBERS EVEN MEAN.
• HOLY SHIT THAT KID HAS FACIAL HAIR

That day was essentially amazing, you know, after I got over the shoving in hallways, tall people, and lunchtime isolation. My classes are all for the most part cool. But there will be days when I come home in rant. And my friends ( That I got on the 3rd day of school ) are so lovely. And the boys...Oh, the boys. No more Wannabe-Microsoft-Intern-Bill-Gates-Prodigies FOR MADDI. HA. I have so much more to share, but also a paper on The Great Depression to write for Calvert. I'll post my sched and other deets later.

See you @ school,

Madeleine