The fact that I actually have conversations with my bff, Ellie like this is so amazing and ridiculous and awesome...I can't even tell you. I think your head might explode from the awesomeness.
Imma call these the EMs. I will post them regularly for we kick ass on a regular basis. (I see what you did thuuurrr biotch)
[11/4/09 8:43:31 PM] ellieburg: hola sucka
[11/4/09 8:43:57 PM] Madeleine: wazzup
[11/4/09 8:44:17 PM] ellieburg: just wippin my friend Max's ass in a rap battle
[11/4/09 8:44:21 PM] Madeleine: ...
[11/4/09 8:44:28 PM] ellieburg: serisously
[11/4/09 8:46:01 PM] ellieburg: i'm winning
[11/4/09 8:48:06 PM] ellieburg: so wassup with you?
[11/4/09 8:48:16 PM] Madeleine: Tom
[11/4/09 8:48:20 PM] ellieburg: haha
[11/4/09 8:48:22 PM] Madeleine: cupcakes'
[11/4/09 8:48:24 PM] Madeleine: red
[11/4/09 8:48:28 PM] ellieburg: i've decided i'm done with boys
[11/4/09 8:48:34 PM] ellieburg: it's not worth it
[11/4/09 8:48:40 PM] ellieburg: i'm wasting my time
[11/4/09 8:48:41 PM] Madeleine: good luck with that
[11/4/09 8:48:51 PM] Madeleine: been there done that
[11/4/09 8:48:53 PM] ellieburg: y would you say that?
[11/4/09 8:49:24 PM] Madeleine: its not that easy ellie
[11/4/09 8:49:51 PM] ellieburg: i have a very strong will
[11/4/09 8:49:55 PM] ellieburg: when i want to do something
[11/4/09 8:49:56 PM] ellieburg: i do it
[11/4/09 8:50:03 PM] Madeleine: so does every strong, smart, independant woman
[11/4/09 8:50:11 PM] Madeleine: doesnt mean we go through with eveyrthing
[11/4/09 8:50:26 PM] Madeleine: how long do you expect this to last? throught middle school?
[11/4/09 8:50:31 PM] Madeleine: through high school?
[11/4/09 8:50:36 PM] Madeleine: till the end of college?
[11/4/09 8:50:53 PM] Madeleine: how long are you "done with boys"?
[11/4/09 8:51:37 PM] Madeleine: Because i was done with boys for a VERY long time. And then one day some slouchy music geek excuse of boy walked into the cafeteria and gave me the godamn head nod.
[11/4/09 8:51:41 PM] Madeleine: shit happens.
[11/4/09 8:52:15 PM] ellieburg: i actually laughed out loud when i read that
[11/4/09 8:52:19 PM] ellieburg: what i meant was
[11/4/09 8:52:28 PM] ellieburg: i'm done flirting with one
[11/4/09 8:52:29 PM] ellieburg: boy
[11/4/09 8:52:40 PM] ellieburg: i figure i will flirt with all the boys
[11/4/09 8:52:47 PM] ellieburg: and see who's interested
[11/4/09 8:58:04 PM] Madeleine: Yah. thats what you said. " im done flirrrrting with this one specific guy."
[11/4/09 8:58:13 PM] Madeleine: you said " IM DONE WITH BOYS."
[11/4/09 8:58:27 PM] Madeleine: uh-huh.
[11/4/09 8:58:31 PM] Madeleine: .\>.>
[11/4/09 8:58:45 PM] Madeleine: AND WTF IS SO FUNNY THAT YOU NEED TO LAUGH OUTLOUD
[11/4/09 8:59:10 PM] ellieburg: the shit happens part
[11/4/09 8:59:16 PM] ellieburg: it's just such a classic line
[11/4/09 9:14:04 PM] Madeleine: Yah, thats me. All class.
[11/4/09 9:14:10 PM] ellieburg: mhm
[11/4/09 9:14:18 PM] ellieburg: and me
[11/4/09 9:14:23 PM] Madeleine: ....
[11/4/09 9:14:27 PM] ellieburg: just the sorta classy one
[11/4/09 9:14:27 PM] Madeleine: JK.
[11/4/09 9:14:28 PM] Madeleine: BITCH
[11/4/09 9:14:31 PM] Madeleine: Yah.
[11/4/09 9:14:34 PM] Madeleine: the sorta classs one.
[11/4/09 9:14:37 PM] Madeleine: OMG i love that.
[11/4/09 9:14:47 PM] Madeleine: Hey thats that maddy girl! Shes really classy!
[11/4/09 9:14:56 PM] Madeleine: And theres ellie!....shes the sorta classy one.'
[11/4/09 9:14:58 PM] Madeleine: XDDDD
[11/4/09 9:15:00 PM] Madeleine: Wow.
[11/4/09 9:15:08 PM] Madeleine: I spelled my own godamn name wrong.
[11/4/09 9:15:15 PM] Madeleine: Fucking public school...
[11/4/09 9:15:19 PM] Madeleine: Godamnit.
[11/4/09 9:15:33 PM] ellieburg: you know
[11/4/09 9:15:37 PM] ellieburg: at EPS
[11/4/09 9:15:40 PM] ellieburg: we teach spelling
[11/4/09 9:15:42 PM] Madeleine: I KNOW.
[11/4/09 9:15:54 PM] Madeleine: I AND WE CAN PRACTICE IT ON THE GODAMN ROCK WALL.
[11/4/09 9:15:56 PM] Madeleine: WOO FOR YOU.
[11/4/09 9:15:58 PM] Madeleine: ASSHOLES.
[11/4/09 9:16:01 PM] Madeleine: PREPPY ASHOLES.
[11/4/09 9:16:06 PM] Madeleine: PREPPY GODAMN ASSHOLES.
Ellie's oh so classyyy blog: Dirty Rebel Boots. http://dirtyrebelboots.blogspot.com/
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